LitaWrites (real_lawyer) wrote,
LitaWrites
real_lawyer

Maybe I’m Amazed

Caller: Hi, my neighbor said you’re a great lawyer.

Me: Thanks.  Please send my regards.

Caller: I’m selling my house and I’d like to hire you. [My neighbor] said you charged him $~~~~ two years ago.

Me: Yes, that’s still my fee.

Caller: Oh. I was wondering, since my house is worth about $65,000 less than two years ago, could you cut your fee in half?

Me: Sorry, I cannot afford to do that.

Caller: Well, do you know anyone as good that charges less?

Me (only in my head): $#%!&^*%

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