LitaWrites (real_lawyer) wrote,
LitaWrites
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The Doppelganger and the Dope

He: “Why don’t you give me any more business?”

Me: (ignoring fact that I never gave him business) “I retired from the practice of law in 2013.”

He: “Nonsense! I saw you at closings all last year and frankly thought you were a bit snooty.”

Me: “Could it be because it wasn’t me and she didn’t know you?”

He: “It had to be you. It was you. You could just tell me you’re not interested.”

Me: “I’d say that if it was me. It wasn’t.”

He:  “I don’t ever forget faces. Everyone who knows me knows that.”

Me: “Sorry, that’s my other line ringing. Take care.”
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