LitaWrites (real_lawyer) wrote,

Tossed Salad Friday

~~ Funniest caller on talk radio: “Uh, yeah, I think this whole Deflategate thing is overblown.”

~~ What is it about some humans that compel them to lie, even when contradictory evidence is, well, evident? I’m thinking of one particular fibber-y person at this moment, but feel free to insert the name of anyone you feel inclined to brand a liar (Bill Belichick, Bill Cosby, Sheldon Silver, Mitch McConnell, a car mechanic, the head of a police union, the salesperson who says a too-tight sweater fits like a dream, any Fox anchorperson… you get my drift).

~~ There are a lot of ways to piss me off, but making me miss a yoga class is close to the top of the list.

~~ Overheard: “I shampooed my hair and then the piece of shit cancels on me. Who does that?”

~~ My friend’s mom just passed away at the age of 103. Frieda was a very enthusiastic and pleasant person with a keen interest in everyone she met. She will be missed and she is mourned.

~~ Also overheard: “When the hell did postage go from a quarter to 48 cents? Did we vote on that?”

~~ I opened a current issue of a magazine and read this: It’s that time again. Here’s the 5th annual stories we missed in 2014… blah, blah, blah. So in January of 2011, 2012, 2013, and 2014 they wrote about stories they missed in 2014? And yet they still missed enough to write about it again in 2015? Furthermore, why the heck would a publication brag about missing stuff?

Have a wonderful weekend. I may be temporarily boycotting the NHL since they snubbed Henrik Lundquist for the All-Star game, but what the heck else will I do —watch the Pro Bowl? Ha!
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