[Spouse] and I just want to say thank you for all your good counsel and service over the years. We are so sorry that you couldn’t represent us at the closing. We used my cousin, who went to law school, to represent us. He didn’t charge us, but he got mopped dirty and often by the other side. That’s when you were missed even more!
To the best of my recollection, no one on the other side of a transaction ever mopped me any way at all. Which I now understand to be a very good thing.