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Signs, Signs Everywhere a Sign

The co-op board president was issuing edicts right and left. Signs were springing up saying, “No sitting here,” “Silence your cell phones in lobby,” and (right before Halloween) “Limit groups to six or less in hallways.”

The residents were fed up with the man they elected to a three-year term, and sent someone to me on October 31 to find out what could be done about his attempt to scare away trick-or-treaters. And could they legally kick him out of office?

In a moment of clarity, she explained where the residents had gone wrong.
“We elected a man who campaigned about how much free time he has to be president, though we all knew that's because he has no responsibility in his family business. Plus, his wife treats him like an idiot! A guy like that, we should have figured he’s going to want to have power over someone.”

She showed me some of the rougue recall-the-despot literature that she wanted to tape over the the president's proclamations. One sign was especially inelegant: “Kick Mayor McCheese out of office. His loved ones think he’s a moron, and now we do, too!”

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