~~ My daughter’s friend, age 29, lost her battle with cancer. Maybe someone else won’t if you are able to contribute something in her memory:
http://www.alexslemonade.org/mypage/1114505.
~~If you don’t want to support Republicans, don’t buy Wonder Bread.
(If you care about your body, you won't eat it, either). http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/08/upshot/the-countrys-most-republican-company-the-makers-of-wonder-bread.html?_r=0
~~If you don’t want to support Republicans, don’t buy Wonder Bread.
(If you care about your body, you won't eat it, either). http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/08/upshot/the-countrys-most-republican-company-the-makers-of-wonder-bread.html?_r=0~~ Why would someone say he’s been with a company “almost 13 years,’ rather than “more than 12 years”? One sounds grasping, the other sounds solid to me. Or am I splitting hairs?
~~ Do you think it’s a coincidence that my Kindle crapped out on Wednesday night and there was an email from Amazon on Thursday offering me a special price on a Kindle Fire?
~~ Football analysts discussing the draft should start their spiel with, “Hi, I’m _______. Last year I was wrong in 85% of my predictions.”
~~ I learned a new word: “thut.” It’s the space where your thigh meets your butt!
~~ Speaking of words, I need some new words for when I watch hockey. As the Rangers lose another face-off, I say, “Shoot.” As the Penguins score, I grouse, “Shoot!” And when the Rangers pass and pass (before losing possession) I cajole them to “SHOOT!”
~~ How many lawyers does it take to put a phone call on a speaker? I don’t know, because there were only 14 in the room and none of us succeeded (in our defense, not a single button on the phone said “speaker” or any variation, but still…).
~~This would be funny if it wasn’t pathetic:
Enjoy your weekend! If you can kiss and hug your mom, please do so. If you’re a mom, please accept my best wishes for a wonderful day.
~~ Speaking of words, I need some new words for when I watch hockey. As the Rangers lose another face-off, I say, “Shoot.” As the Penguins score, I grouse, “Shoot!” And when the Rangers pass and pass (before losing possession) I cajole them to “SHOOT!”
~~ How many lawyers does it take to put a phone call on a speaker? I don’t know, because there were only 14 in the room and none of us succeeded (in our defense, not a single button on the phone said “speaker” or any variation, but still…).
~~This would be funny if it wasn’t pathetic:
Enjoy your weekend! If you can kiss and hug your mom, please do so. If you’re a mom, please accept my best wishes for a wonderful day.
LET’S GO RANGERS!
LET’S GO METS!
LET’S GO METS!
