I want you to know that we love our new house! But something so funny happened after we moved in that we had to tell you, since you saw what a low-life Mrs. Seller was at the closing.
The people across the street brought us a cheesecake and said they were so happy Mrs. Seller was gone. In fact, they said they would be having a block party for the first time in years now that she no longer lived there. They told us that people on the block hated her so much that everyone at the party would be doing a happy dance while singing, “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!”
Apparently, we never even saw her at her scummiest, and I can’t wait to get more stories at the block party!