LitaWrites (real_lawyer) wrote,

A Pro Knows

I received a funny email that I wanted to share:

Dear Counselor,

Do you have questions about real estate financing, and don’t know who you can trust for honest answers?

Let me introduce myself. My name is ~~~ and I have been helping people get mortgage loans since 2011, which, as you might know, was a very difficult time to get financing.

Since I could get mortgages in 2011 and 2012, when almost no one else could, you know I can do it now! All my contact info is below, so just reach out and ask me anything. I’m not bragging when I say that my experience will lead you and your clients to the right decisions!

What, you were expecting a set-up and a punch line? Actually, the joke’s on anyone who relies on the expertise of this seasoned pro’s almost two years of experience in the mortgage industry.
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