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Tossed Salad Friday

~~Pass the Purell, please: the attorney handing around papers at the closing first licked his fingers to separate each and every sheet.

~~ The newscaster says “polls show Americans don’t have the stomach to engage militarily in Syria.” Does anyone (besides John McCain and a bunch of other old men who can’t serve) really have the stomach to wage war?

~~ As a vegan, I found this very funny (though I don’t eat Oreos): http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/signs-youve-been-vegan-too-long

~~ A good friend is a legal secretary.  When asked if she has seen the resurgence of feistiness in home sellers, she nodded and said, “I tell them, please take the deal you have in front of you, because you never know how long you’ll have to wait for the next one.” Do the sellers always listen? “Of course not!”

~~ The May issue of Boating Times Long Island is online. www.boatingtimesli.com  You don’t have to be a boater to enjoy our terrific lifestyle articles, plus there’s a terrific gift guide for the women you love (Mother’s Day is coming, in case you forgot!) http://boatingtimesli.com/NY/gift-ideas-for-mothers-others/

~~I was running an errand yesterday when a woman tapped me on the shoulder and asked to jump me in the line. “I’m with an ambulance company and a call just came in. I have to hurry.” As you’d imagine, I let her move in front… and can you also imagine what I said to her five minutes later when I left the store and saw her strolling out of the next-door pizzeria, munching a slice and carrying a soda?

Have a wonderful weekend! All I can say is, I really need my teams to win.
LET’S GO RANGERS, KNICKS & METS!

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