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Stay Classy, Man

 After the closing, the home seller told me that the buyer had shown up as his garage sale the previous Saturday. The buyer was warning away bargain shoppers by shouting, “That’s not for sale until I see if I want it!”

At first, the seller tried to shush! the buyer and pull him aside, but apparently the buyer would have none of that. So what happened, I wondered?

“When [buyer] started yelling ‘I have first dibs! I have first dibs!’ I whispered to my kid to call our next-door neighbor over. He’s 6’ 6” and an ex-Marine.”

I ventured that the contretemps must have ended amicably, as I’d had no hint of hostility during the closing. Yes, it did, as the buyer retreated quietly once faced with the mountainous neighbor who asked him, “Buddy, do we really want to be meeting like this?”

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