LitaWrites (real_lawyer) wrote,
LitaWrites
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Rate-Plunger

The attorney was sharing a closing horror-story.  Seems the buyer was disturbed at the high interest rate appearing on his Mortgage Note, said my colleague, and rather than question it, he immediately threw a hissy fit.

“He was only about 5’5”, but he was really well built. I understand he was a plumber; I guess you get strong from lifting all those toilets, because he grabbed the closing table, lifted it up, and threw it over. They quickly lowered his rate.”

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