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Zing!

The seller was grateful to have sold her house so quickly, and despite the buyers’ prickly attitude throughout, she was determined to show her appreciation.

At the closing, she shook the buyers’ hands and said, “There’s a cold bottle of champagne in the fridge and a prepaid coupon for pizza on the counter. Have dinner on me tonight!”

The buyers exchanged a smug look with each other and then looked at her with cold, hard eyes. “We don’t drink, and we never eat commercially prepared food,” said the wife with quite a bit of disdain.

My client seemed quite taken aback. In fact, for a moment, I thought this lovely woman would start to cry. Then she regained her composure, and finally let her scorn flag fly.

 

“Oh, well, then I guess you won’t want my dessert treat, either. Just leave the box of donuts out on the counter and the mice will eat them!”

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