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Stinky, Slimy, Squishy

Though I haven’t been on vacation in six years, I’ve decided to take a few blog-cations this summer. This week, I’ll be repeating some pool-related blogs from the past, starting with this one from June, 2010:

Once upon a time in the land of real estate, a smug seller watched a bewildered buyer bemoan the slick and slimy surface of the in ground pool the day before closing.  The buyer was disgusted with the stench and the apparent colonization of the pool by all sorts of things he’d only seen in petri dishes, and enraged when the seller reminded him that the house was sold “as is.” 


At the closing, the infuriated purchaser stopped seeing the green of algae and started seeing red when his lawyer shrugged, pointed to a clause in the contract, and said “Here’s where you agreed to buy ‘as is.’”

[If you want to read when “as is” differs from “as is,” click here: http://real-lawyer.livejournal.com/259649.html]

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