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Tossed Salad Friday

~~How old will I need to be before it dawns on me that gesturing while holding a glass of iced tea will invariably result in a brown-stained shirt?

 

~~I have a deal with a local attorney who apparently loves to delegate. I ask for him when I call, and e-mail him directly, but Ms. Officious always intercedes, primly advising me that, “the Contract only requires such & such…” I know what the frigging Contract says, but haven’t you ever heard of a courtesy status report, Ima Intrusive?

 

~~At a recent closing, the snooty seller regaled us with the narrative of his blue-blood heritage and the trappings of his upper-class life (“While at the yacht club…”).  Yet as I was on my to and from the restroom post-closing, I heard him first fretting forlornly then cussing a blue streak about a floundering real estate listing he “really, really needed to stay afloat!”

 

~~There are few things more awkward than being greeted by clients (and their teenage kids) while holding some personal items on the pharmacy checkout line.

 

~~This Rangers-Devils series has been gut-wrenching. I never wanted this matchup, and I dislike their goalie with a vehemence usually reserved for NY Yankee players. I will be watching game six tonight with a heart bursting with hope and lungs gasping for air, fervently praying for a game seven.  However, I am never a doubter, as I believe in my team!

 

Have a great Memorial Day weekend… I hope we all remember this holiday is meant to honor those who gave their lives to protect us, rather than to make retail coffers fatter.  

LET’S GO RANGERS!

LET’S GO METS!

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(Anonymous)
May. 25th, 2012 04:21 pm (UTC)
Awesome
As always entertaining and enlightening. I look forward to Tossed Salad Fridays.
real_lawyer
May. 25th, 2012 07:24 pm (UTC)
Much thanks!
Have a wonderful holiday weekend.
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