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The Great TP Heist

I was holding a closing in my office. It was a small gathering:  one seller (my client), the buyer and her counsel, and the title closer, yet I made sure the bathroom was stocked to the gills.  I put in a full stack of paper towels and two spare rolls of toilet paper.

 

After the closing, I had occasion to use the bathroom, and was amazed that there was one paper towel left, yet very little in the garbage can.  Moreover, both of the extra toilet paper rolls were missing.

 

Of course, I tried to recall who had used the rest room, and only the buyer came to mind. Plus, she was the only other woman present, and she carried an enormous purse with her when she went.

 

While I’ll never be certain who pilfered my paper products, all signs indicate that the woman who paid $789,000 cash for a house stuffed her handbag full of my Charmin and Bounty.

 

Is this how the rich keep getting richer?

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Debra Herrington
May. 24th, 2012 03:20 pm (UTC)
Oh, so THAT'S the key to great wealth....I love the story:-)
real_lawyer
May. 24th, 2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
I'd love the story, too, if someone else was telling it!

Have a wonderful weekend.
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