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“It’s So Depressing Out There”

I had a chat with counsel for a major title company about a file that needed some documentation. After she gave me the all-clear on the info I provided, we started chatting about this messed up real estate market.  Here are snippets I jotted down as she was griping about some recent transactions:

 

“The attempted fraud is unbelievable.”

 

“Don’t worry, just deposit it. The check will clear in a day or two.”

 

“The neighbor just likes me, so he gave me a half-acre of his land.”

 

“Honey, let’s make this lien go away and then you & I will go out to dinner. I’ll make it worth your while.”

 

“Some deals smell so bad through the phone.”

 

“When I hung up after talking to him, I needed to be dipped in alcohol.”

 

“If you are asking me the question, you know it’s unethical. Why do you think I’m going to give it my blessing? So you can put the blame on me?”

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