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Poolside Picasso

A friend passed this along to me, with “You should use this on your blog!” in the subject line. I have no way to verify this e-mail from a retiring attorney that he says was circulated around his large firm, but it is, nevertheless, entertaining.

 

I am just letting you know that I am giving up the practice of law. I am re-marrying my ex (no advice is welcome) and moving to LA. I can both lay by the pool and pursue my long-ignored dream of becoming an artist, as [Ex] has come out of this recession with more money than before it started.

 

Being a lawyer nowadays sucks. I woke up a few weeks ago thinking, “This is the last day of breaking my ass chasing retainers and dealing with malcontent judges.” So I flew to LA, accepted [Ex’s] monthly proposal, and we set a date.

 

Visit anytime you like but beware-- jealousy is an evil, evil thing!

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