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Semi-Pointless Blog Posting

 

My friend Hela sent me one of those e-mails that is forwarded so often that there are 100s of people listed and the message appears multiple times as well.  I almost deleted it, sight unseen, but then lingered for a moment and read her “FW: FW:FW: Share the Stupidity.”  There’s no rocket science here (and I suspect these are unattributed quotes from talented observational comic performers and writers) but since you’ve read this far, why not have a chuckle or two?

 

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 

 

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? 

 

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? 

 

Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker? 

 

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? 

 

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? 

 

The following might have some redeeming value for those of you who read my blog for something more than internet quotes.  As I absorbed this one, I stopped laughing and really thought hard:

 

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 

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