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Tossed Salad Friday

~~~I just came up with the title for my memoir, and you’re reading it here first: I’M GOING TO BANG MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL ONCE MY HEADACHE GOES AWAY.  Maybe it needs a bit of work, but I think it conveys precisely what I’m living through…

~~~I’m going to be teaching newly admitted attorneys about real estate this morning.  If I talk them out of it, I’ll be not only doing them all a favor, but I will be cutting down on the competition for way too few closings!

~~~Did the morons of the world all hold a convention and decide I’d be the sole person whose life they’d make miserable this week?

~~~ I threw a party last week where some people never bothered to respond to the invites, and others said “yes” but never showed up.  I feel this author’s pain, and agree 100%: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/15/opinion/15cooper.html

~~~ I must not be a full-fledged, card-carrying sports fan, as I find “March Madness” a total bore.  The student athletes (mostly) give their all for the glory and enrichment of coaches, athletic departments, and gamblers. 

~~~ Why is it so hard for President Obama to stop smoking?  I know about addictive personalities and the effects of nicotine on the body, but the simple fact is that he can’t just dash off to the store whenever he runs out of smokes.  Someone else must be buying them for him, and if he just told that person to cease & desist, he’d be off cigarettes cold turkey.  I heard a TV nutritionist tell someone yesterday to “get all the junk food out of your house” in order to lose weight.  She wouldn’t lose an ounce if her significant other kept bringing in fast food burgers & fries…

~~~ Does anyone care to explain how the GOP can make the argument with straight faces that we should “go slowly” when tackling health care, yet cackle on every news show about how a portion of the proposed health care changes “won’t go into effect soon enough?”

~~~ The Jewish holidays always arrive too soon or too late, never on time.  And this year, Passover is way too early!

Have a great weekend!

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(Anonymous)
Mar. 19th, 2010 03:37 pm (UTC)
You made me check the calendar--Passover is this month. Oy.

Also, great point about the President. He can't just grab his keys and go for a snack & cigs run; someone brings them to him. He's the Commander in Chief, so he can order no one to bring them in. And anyway, is smoking prohibited in the White House?
real_lawyer
Mar. 19th, 2010 04:05 pm (UTC)
Sorry about the Passover alert, but you had to find out sooner or later.

Have a great weekend!
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