LitaWrites (real_lawyer) wrote,
LitaWrites
real_lawyer

C-C-C-R-A-Z-Y

I had a call from a possible new client yesterday, who said she had two “hypothetical” questions to ask me, which I gladly agreed to answer:

1.  Could I guarantee she’d get her downpayment back if she changed her mind and decided to back out of a contract?

No!

2.  Did I have a good enough relationship with any bank or mortgage lender so I could guarantee she would get turned down for a mortgage if she didn’t want to go through with a deal?

No!

And then after discussing my fee and responsibilities to her during the transaction, she asked another question:

3.  Was I willing to wait until closing to receive my full fee, rather than receiving half at contract as I normally would?

How crazy do you think I am, after you ask me #s 1 & 2?

Speaking of crazy:

www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/27/sarah-palin-vs-that-crazy_n_245779.html
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