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Tossed Salad Friday

The world is barreling towards hell in a silver-plated handbasket, so I’m going to break format a bit. Instead of sharing my thoughts and rants today, I’ll share dumb things said to me this week (or that I overheard):

~~ If you weren’t a redhead would you have curlier hair?

~~ Donald Trump isn’t my first choice for president but he’s my second choice. [I learned the man is a big Mike Huckabee supporter.]

~~ You really don’t seem like a Hanukkah-celebrator.

~~ The New York Giants are way better than the Jets. They beat them in special-ed teams and David Beckham is a better receiver than anyone on the Jets. [The woman talking smack to me in knitting knew I was a Jets’ fan, but didn’t know special teams and Odell Beckham Jr.]

~~ Are you still doing that yoga thing?

~~ People should worry less about laws and more about morals.

~~ Heh, heh, heh. Guess this warm weather disproves global warming.



~~ Vegan as in doesn’t eat fish, or stricter than that?

~~ Can you break a fifty-dollar bill?

~~ I look around at the house and can tell they are rotten parents because they never lift a mop or use a dust cloth. [Spoken by a special needs nurse who I gather goes in twice a week to help a family with two kids that have Down syndrome.]

~~ I got this cold from someone so I don’t feel all that guilty if I spread it around while shopping.

~~ Justice Scalia said … [any sentence that starts that way ends in something dumb].

~~ Did I say goodbye to you the last time I saw you?

Have a great weekend!
J!-E!-T!-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!
LET’S GO RANGERS!
GO, NY KNICKS, GO!

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