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~~ She was relating how wonderful and relaxing her vacation in Arizona was, except for all the gun-toters everywhere she went. “Picture this,” she said. “At the yoga studio, there’s a sign at the entrance that says, LEAVE YOUR GUNS OUTSIDE.”

~~ no gun Maybe we should drape such a sign across the entire planet.

~~ I went to a seminar that was brutally boring. The speaker’s remarks were quite similar to what he said the previous year. And the year before that. In fact, though he bills it as an annual update, he is still talking about things that happened more than a decade ago. So I was brutally honest in the evaluation form, saying that it was no more an update than I was an anesthesiologist. Though come to think of it, I became anesthetized that night as he droned on and on, so maybe I stumbled into a medical session. Perhaps the legal seminar was in the next room?
bored

~~ For the record, I did feel guilty about panning the program. The very-experienced speaker seems nice enough, and he thinks of himself as quite witty, too. However, the evaluation asked me for my opinion, and my opinion is that an update needs to contain changes to the property laws that occurred post-Magna Carta.

~~ I opened a bag that boasted how it was resealable. 3559_NEW-RESEALABLE-BAG-BIRDEYSLater that day I encountered a bag that proclaimed it was reclosable. reclosable_clear_storage_bags-3_x4_100_pkg_35bc6373I know it’s not an industry standard or a federally-recognized description, but is there a difference? Both had similar zip-out-the-air-across-the-top smooshie things, and though I have no burning curiosity that would make me compare the two head-to-head, I’m wondering if some savvy reader knows whether there’s technology or merely marketing at play.

~~ He was insistent that “Obama lost the election this month.” When the radio host pointed out that the POTUS wasn’t on the ballot in 2014, only his policies, the caller said, “No, you’re wrong. If I’d have voted, I would have voted for that guy running against him.” If I’d have voted for Citizen of the Year, I would have cast my ballot for this dude.

~~Brava! http://www.theroot.com/articles/culture/2014/11/_7_year_old_plays_for_peace_in_ferguson.html

Have a wonderful weekend.
LET’S GO RANGERS!
GO, NY KNICKS, GO!
J!-E!-T!-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!

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