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Tossed Salad Friday

~~Every letter in the alphabet is important, my friends. I’ll bet the attorney who sent an email asking the exact location of my clients’ “rear fece” wishes he’d inserted an N in the middle and made the word fences instead!

~~An irate woman didn’t like a letter my client asked me to send. She sputtered into my voicemail, “Who the hell do you think you are? You’re just a lawyer, but I’M THE HOMEOWNER!” Those facts were already known to me, ma’am.

~~Do you find doctor’s offices voice-mails confusing? I’ll sound old, but I really miss when a person would answer and say, “How may I direct your call?” The recording presented me with seven different options, and when none of them seemed right, I pressed “O.” Thereupon, I was promptly disconnected, without even a farewell.

~~ Two remarks directed to me on same day:

Friend:  Look at how washed out you are. You need to get out more!
Dermatologist:  I can tell you never go in the sun. Good for you!

~~ Ponder this fortune cookie fortune for a moment: fffc

~~Will the Washington Post publish book reviews that Amazon sells? Will the documents stored in the Amazon Cloud be used to get scoops? (Think that can’t happen? See what Bloomberg news did with those terminals.) Will anyone who is not a mega-millionaire or billionaire soon have a shot at owning a media outlet of any substance?

~~I was astonished the other day when I realized that the third baseman for the Mets is younger than my son (by months, but still). Wow. I remember when professional ballplayers seemed so grown up to me!

Have a great weekend! (Yes, the torture fun begins again.)
LET’S GO METS!
J!-E!-T!-S!  JETS! JETS! JETS!

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(Anonymous)
Aug. 11th, 2013 01:10 pm (UTC)
Enjoyed this.....as always!
Candi
real_lawyer
Aug. 12th, 2013 04:09 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
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