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Tossed Salad Friday

~~ When I mentioned my spouse, she asked how long I’ve been married. When I told her that it’s almost 34 years, she looked genuinely puzzled. “I thought most attorneys get divorced,” she said. (I never got that memo.)

~~What do you do about a dude that doesn’t respond or update until you prod him, then sends five or six e-mails in over the course of an hour? I dread asking for status because then he shares everything that he’s been saving up!

~~At the conclusion of a seminar for attorneys on the ethics and liability of cloud computing, a colleague loudly proclaimed, “Kill me now! When am I ever going to have time to practice law?”

~~The woman in the temple looked down over her reading glasses and sniffed at us, “It’d be nice to see you here more often.” We were puzzled at this ill-informed stranger until we heard her admit, within our earshot, “I haven’t been coming here regularly in some time.”

~~So Mattel claims Hot Wheels sales have fallen because moms don’t know how to play cars with boys? Give me a break. We know how to play cars; we just don’t want to be saying, “Vroom, vroom” and crashing the damn things into each other for an hour at a time.

~~Slate magazine is proposing we do away with the niceties of e-mail, like saying “Best” or “Sincerely.” I don’t know about you, but I e-mail all day, and I don’t think they extra pleasantry eats up but an extra minute of my time altogether (and I usually say “Hi” while I’m at it.) What do you think? http://www.slate.com/articles/life/culturebox/2013/03/email_signoffs_end_them_forever_best_yours_regards_they_re_all_terrible.html

Have a great weekend!
LET’S GO RANGERS!
GO, NY KNICKS, GO!
GO TEAM USA!
LET’S GO METS!

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