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Tossed Salad Friday

~~The man said he was returning my call, and then asked how come he didn’t hear from me.

~~I’m wary of a guy who calls me “friend,” even though I wouldn’t recognize him if he were wearing a nametag.

~~So it will now be OK to bring a small knife on an airplane, but the 3.4 ounce tube of hummus that accompanies a snack pack will still be confiscated?

~~ Best line I heard about the sequester: “If they want to start cutting budgets, how about they eliminate the jobs of half the people who run down the halls of Congess with John Boehner every time he moves?"

~~ The writer pitching me a magazine story wanted to write about “family boding” on a boat. Dear me, why would we want to promote that? (I would have loved a story on boat bonding, however!)
~~ How many Yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb? a lightbulbApparently none, according to a joke I heard. The fans would rather sit in the dark and tell you how great the lightbulbs used to be!

Have a great weekend!
LET’S GO RANGERS!
GO, NY KNICKS, GO!
LET’S GO METS!

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(Anonymous)
Apr. 7th, 2013 08:02 pm (UTC)
Re. airport security : In my experience, the belief that others also think logically and rationally has left me wanting to hit my head against counter tops (sorry, no accompanying photo).
For years I have been stunned, among other things, by "security officers" who took the precaution of asking children to remove their size 3, 1/2 in. rubber flip-flops and place them in the bin, so they could be examined (the flip-flops not the children, though the latter were examined too).
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