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No Laughing Matter

Maybe some attorneys appreciate jokes about their profession that always casts it (and them) in a negative light. I just don’t, and so I was about to hit delete on a e-mail from a client with the subject line “You might be a lawyer if” before I thought, hmmmm, I need a blog for today.

You might be a lawyer if:

  • The shortest sentence you have ever written was 100 words long.

  • You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.

  • Your other car is a Mercedes.

  • When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.

  • When your spouse says "I love you," you cross-examine her.

  • You are charging someone for reading these jokes.

For the record, I might not be a lawyer… unless you’ll consider paying me after reading the jokes.

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