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If the World Ends Friday

 Should the world cease to exist on Friday, I’ll briefly regret that I didn’t e-mail the following to a blowhard before everything blows sky-high:

You, sir, are a bare-faced liar. I should have said so at the closing, but had no desire to embarrass your clients. However, saying you “worked to resolve matters” is further from the truth than Mars is from Earth. I had to call you seven times, and email you an additional three times over two weeks before you would even look at the title report.   And then I had to explain to you, twice, something a law student should have learned in the first semester.

I’ll never work with you again if I can help it, as I’d do twice as much work as I should. But I am thinking about printing and framing the email you sent from your phone, in which you wrote, “Kindly ask my secretary. She knows much more about these things.”

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