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Porky Pig, Esq.

When the attorney called me to set a closing, he asked if I could make a closing at 8:00 am. “Or do you need more time to get your face on in the morning?” 

“Excuse me?” I answered.  “Oh, you know what I mean. Heh-heh,” he said. “I try to be considerate to gals because I know how my wife hates to go anywhere without her make-up.”

Though seething, I calmly said that the time was inconvenient, because I had to attend an Academy of Law meeting starting at 7:30 am. Then I added, “Heh-heh. Thanks for the idea! I’ll ask them to start the meetings later so that I can apply my make-up.”

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